A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw.
The man, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to...to...cut it off, are you???!?"
The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 01:17 AM
I dont get it... :no:
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 01:39 AM
Sinbad, on Jun 11 2003, 20:17, said:
I dont get it... :no:
In any case, that's funny Stealth725.
Thanks for sharing. ;)
Edited by Taco Bell, 12 June 2003 - 01:39 AM.
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 01:40 AM
thanks for explaining Taco Bell 
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 01:55 AM
Sorry, I musta missed something when I read it the first time.. I feel stupid now
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 02:02 AM
lol
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 01:17 PM
ouch!!!
oh well i guess ima burn then <_< :devil: no way in hell id cut it off <_<
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 03:18 PM
Stealth725, on Jun 11 2003, 17:40, said:
thanks for explaining Taco Bell
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uhhh hmmmm yeah thats it.........
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 03:44 PM
hell, i'd do something else then be burned alive or having to chop it off, there has to be another way!!!
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 03:47 PM
Yep, ima burn
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 04:35 PM
The Thing, on Jun 12 2003, 07:44, said:
hell, i'd do something else then be burned alive or having to chop it off, there has to be another way!!!
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 07:35 PM
fuck thats got to hurt.
BTW (What is with the world, whereever I turn I find reminders of how I've been cheated on)
BTW (What is with the world, whereever I turn I find reminders of how I've been cheated on)
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 08:09 PM
:|
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 08:21 PM
Stealth725, on Jun 12 2003, 01:08, said:
and put his Wet Willy in a vise.
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 08:25 PM
I'd rather DIE than have it chopped off... I can't even bare to think that... OUCH.
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