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#1 ninja812

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Posted 04 November 2008 - 04:26 PM

Three hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze

1st hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '

2nd hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'

1st hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

2nd hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of
them new fangled warshin ' machines!'

1st hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'

2nd hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

3rd hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife
is dumber than both yer wifes put together!
I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6
condoms in thar.'

1st and 2nd hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'

3rd hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.'

#2 spikeville

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 03:20 AM

I have three, and I wouldnt want to change it When one of them are in a bad mood, the other two have each other and dont have to occupy themselves.

#3 Techneut

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 08:13 AM

QUOTE (spikeville @ Jun 22 2009, 04:20) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have three, and I wouldnt want to change it When one of them are in a bad mood, the other two have each other and dont have to occupy themselves.


You have three WHAT?
Hillbillies, airconditioners, washingmachines, condoms, or dumb stupidities?
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#4 samhubb

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 07:06 PM

QUOTE (Techneut @ Jun 22 2009, 07:13) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (spikeville @ Jun 22 2009, 04:20) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have three, and I wouldnt want to change it When one of them are in a bad mood, the other two have each other and dont have to occupy themselves.


You have three WHAT?
Hillbillies, airconditioners, washingmachines, condoms, or dumb stupidities?
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probobly,all of the above


#5 DangerousDave86

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 08:37 PM

Three Wives?!





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