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#1 User is offline   jazmon 

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Posted 02 August 2003 - 07:29 AM

n Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop looked down and said to the kid, “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”

The kid said, “Yeah!”

The cop said, “Well next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on it.” The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid took the ticket, but before riding off he said, “By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”

Humoring the kid, the cop said, “Yeah, he sure did.”

The kid said, “Well next year tell Santa to put the d ick underneath the horse, instead of on top.”
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 08:35 AM

:o LMAO :lol:
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 12:51 PM

haha Owned
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 01:55 PM

Ha ha ha, yep 0wned :lol:
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 02:11 PM

lol
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 02:47 PM

hahaha nice
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 03:12 PM

:lol: LOL
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 03:28 PM

LMFAO :lol: :lol:
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 03:45 PM

jazmon, on Aug 2 2003, 02:29, said:

The kid said, “Well next year tell Santa to put the d ick underneath the horse, instead of on top.”

I don't get this part :huh:
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 03:48 PM

The Nonentity, on Aug 2 2003, 10:45, said:

jazmon, on Aug 2 2003, 02:29, said:

The kid said, “Well next year tell Santa to put the d ick underneath the horse, instead of on top.”

I don't get this part :huh:

o for the love of glavin :ph34r:
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 06:52 PM

:lol: lamo
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 10:13 PM

:lol: L :lol: O :lol: L :lol:
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Posted 02 August 2003 - 10:17 PM

Haha,

This could have easily been a little johnny joke. :lol:

This post has been edited by Sinbad: 02 August 2003 - 10:18 PM

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Posted 03 August 2003 - 05:25 PM

burned :lol:
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Posted 03 August 2003 - 09:13 PM

Sinbad, on Aug 3 2003, 02:47, said:

Haha,

This could have easily been a little johnny joke. :lol:

agreed :lol:
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