Feel free to add to this list;

Signs of being ghetto. (Or wanna be ghetto)

-Flat brimmed hats. Often turned sideways
-6+ yr old luxery car with chrome wheels and tinted windows
-Spinners
-Diamond letter, hubcap, or other large 'blinging' medallion hung from long chain on neck.
-do rags
-Extra long white tee shirts that go down to knees
-large fake diamond stud earning in each earlobe
-The "I shit in my pants" walk
-Excalade with all chrome and tinted windows
-cornrows
-Nextel phone (not applicable if given by work)
-large 'shopping cart handle' spoiler on small car
-seats in car pushed back so far you havle to use the back windows to spit saliva out
-bass pumped so loud that the car actually gets air on the beats
-walking around the mall with friends with a hands free headset in and actually talking on it
-large hoop earings with name written though them.

"-bass pumped so loud that the car actually gets air on the beats"

...I'll just down it turn

+you "death-stare" people when you cross paths.
+have a tendecny to over use the phase "yo"

wurrd

Big up the West side posse

+ the over use of the word "dogg" or "g"
+ when the "projects" is the nice side of town

lol
so your poor when you have the bling blings and an escalade?

ghetto doesn't have to be poor. But in this case, it would be wannabe ghetto

so people wanna be poor by driving caddilacs?
im confused

+ when you address ladies with "yo mama!"
+ when "pimpin", "rhymin" and "five-o" are part of your daily vocabulary
+ when you have to lean over in order to feel the bottom of your pant's pockets

@dkreifus: rofl at your avatar man

lol, the nicer the car they have, the broker they are. The nicer clothes they have, the brother they are. lol

lol omg,

+when you have a PDA filled with
- take bath
- think about homework
- go to bed

+you get nervous everytime you see authority

+when you car cost more then your house/motor home

The motor home thing is going under my "signs of being white trash list"

@dkreifus
not in my town, you would see a bunch of really expensive cars with ugly ass spoilers sitting in a run down house/motor home with an over grown lawn that has a bunch of trash in it

-And pants that ride even lower

+You will notice and complain about everything when being served at a restaurant. ie: demand hot water for silverware, or that your sandwich isn't properly wrapped

+You don't tip, or do it very poorly.

+Demand EXACT change(coins) from the delivery guy

thees ees true ghetto

1. Don't have the hats.
2. 1991 Nissan Stanza XE
3. Walmart Spinners (Plastic) - On the list of stuff to get.
4. I have a necklace.
5. No do rag.
6. I wear white t-shirts, not that long.
7. I can't afford an Escalade.
8. I dunno.
9. I have my mom's Motorola v120C.
10. '94 Ford Tempo Spoiler.
11. I'm tall.
12. Yeah so, it's worth it to have people stare at you. Plus I like listening to music loud while I'm driving. And I'm into car audio/entertainment.
13. My phone isn't cool enough to have hands free, let alone can i afford that accessory.
14. My gf has the hoop earings, just not her name on them.

The #1 Sign that you are ghetto:

Making a list of "signs of being or wanting to be ghetto"