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Dee

Apr 12 2003, 09:37

this is good one...got it in some fwd mail :

CODE

Warning!!! There is a new virus around!!!
There is a new virus: code name is "work". If you receive "work", from
your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or anywhere else, do not
touch it under any circumstances!! This virus wipes out your private
life completely.
If you should come into contact with this virus, put on your jacket and
take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order
a round of drinks and after repeating 14 times, you will find that
"work" has been completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends.
Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that this
virus has already infected you, and "work" already controls
your whole life.
This virus is deadly. Please pay close attention to it and take heed.

theKore

Apr 12 2003, 09:46

LMAO

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Apr 12 2003, 13:33

HAHA!!

Carnage54

Apr 12 2003, 13:42

hehehehehe...damn if only i had got the warning sooner

TransactionZero

Apr 13 2003, 06:51

damn...cough cough so thats why ive been sick

StealthNinja296

Apr 13 2003, 06:55

zxybgsyxz

Apr 13 2003, 14:07

i have a different one....

QUOTE

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your
ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your
phone auto dial to call only 1-800 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your soda.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98/EP environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also re-fill your
Skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 125 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone.

(If you are a blonde, this is a joke. . ...)

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Dazed_4_Life

Apr 13 2003, 16:38

too bloody true is all I can say!!!

PIETER

Apr 13 2003, 18:02

good one

Devil McDunnough

Apr 13 2003, 18:09

QUOTE (zxybgsyxz @ Apr 13 2003, 09:07)

p|-|34|2 73|-| \/1|2U5

english please?

zxybgsyxz

Apr 13 2003, 22:33

lol u dunno 1337 talk?

phear teh virus

Phonics Monkey

Apr 14 2003, 21:29

...Damn and all this time I thought I had less than 5 friends because I was an asshole.

Tan

Apr 14 2003, 22:21

LOL, yeh

good one, i seem to remember that floating round our college in the form of a netsend

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