who is more more trustworthy ??
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men
or women were more trustworthy.
"No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
"I don't know about that," huffily answered a woman guest. "I have
kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept
a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."
Dentist and Woman
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the
dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novocain because
I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as
quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous
woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"
The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."