1. Hey, pull my finger.
2. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
3. I don't care if it is on sale. $300 is too much for a designer dress.
4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
5. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends."
7. And for our honeymoon, we're going fishing in Alaska!
8. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch tv.
10. What do you mean today's our anniversary?

so true...

good one there

Funny.

11. I cooked you these (cookies/cakes/pies...) just because
12. Can we just go right to sex tonight?
13. Do you need some more gambling money?
14. No, don't worry, I'll pay for my new shoes
15. no, I want it on my face......

I'm a fan of 14. Although I know from personal experience that 12 isn't true (I've been asked that before)

another one is "can i cum in your butthole?"