A man is sitting next to a nun on the bus. He realizes that she is hot as hell, and says, "wow you're really hot, can I have sex with you?" The nun replies, "of course not," and gets off the bus. While the man gets off the bus as well, the bus driver, overhearing the talk, says, "you know, if you want to have sex with her, you should go to the church where she prays and dress up as God and command her to have sex with you." The man approves, and the next day, he arrives at the church in a God outfit. Sure enough, the nun is there praying. He then says, "I am God, and I demand that you have sex with me." The nun says, "let's have anal sex, because I don't want to lose my virginity." So they do it, and after they are done, the man throws off his clothes and says, "HAHAHA I fooled you, I was the guy on the bus!" The nun takes off her clothes and says, "HAHA, I'm the BUS DRIVER."

OMG!!!!!

lmao!!

goddamnit, killed a perfectly good morning-wood mad-tam

lmao!!!! old joke but still good

LoL!!!!!!!

haha, thats Great

LMFAO

I've known that one for a while but it still makes me laugh out loud...
Thank you Mad for providing this wee bit of sunray...

Anyway, the bloke is still a winner since his balls are now empty and he did anal-fuck not got anal-fucked, which is better, isn't it?

HAHA some funny stuff...!!!!!

Suppose so...

lol yep

LMAO