LITTLE BILLY ON ...GETTING OLDER
Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on
one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man
on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know
eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give
you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107
years old."
"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6
candy bars at time?"
"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking
business
