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Chugworth
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Vibrator shuts down Australian airport

Mon Oct 4, 1:47 PM ET

BRISBANE, Australia, (AFP) - Hundreds of airline passengers suffered disruption to their travel plans when a major regional airport was shut down for an hour after a humming and vibrating adult sex toy was mistaken for a bomb.


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The vibrator was discovered at 9:15 am (2315 GMT Sunday) by a security officer who checked out a suspicious package inside a rubbish bin at the terminal cafeteria of Mackay Airport in the northeastern state of Queensland, a police spokeswoman said.

The terminal was evacuated immediately while passengers who had just arrived from a flight, check-in staff, cafeteria employees and hire car personnel were all forced to leave.

Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said her staff had been cleaning tables when they noticed a strange humming noise coming from the rubbish bin.

"It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously," she said.

"We called security and next minute everybody was being evacuated while they checked it out."

The police spokeswoman said another two flights were expected to land at that stage and alternate arrangements were made for the passengers to collect their luggage away from the terminal.

She said the emergency situation was revoked just before 10:00 am when the package was identified as "an adult novelty device".

Bryant said at the time of the upheaval the airport had been quite busy with two main flights due in and out of the airport - wreaking havoc with people's schedules.

She said in retrospect the humming sounded exactly like a vibrator - but it was better to be safe then sorry.

"You can't afford to take chances," she added.

News source: Yahoo! News


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Abyzmic
haha, i bet that was embarassing as hell
Neil
laugh.gif better than having some bag person show it to everyone.
jpell
Better that than a real bomb, Id say.
rkcb
laugh.gif LMAO

This one should be in joke zone biggrin.gif
Jizzylax
haha oh wow that's funny.
virtualraider
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She said in retrospect the humming sounded exactly like a vibrator - but it was better to be safe then sorry.


Exactly like a vibrator, she must have heard that humming sound before. laugh.gif laugh.gif
ob1
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They are picking up good vibrations!...

or is it bad vibrations... lick.gif
Cyfun
OMG, Fight Club is coming true!!!11 I'd better shoot myself before my zany alter-ego forms a cult and blows up credit card companies!11
Hasin
heh, i just saw that on the news.
Australia is so paranoid with this kind of stuff laugh.gif
because of all the open threats we get from terrorist website fear.gif

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Sinbad
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OMG, Fight Club is coming true!!!11  I'd better shoot myself before my zany alter-ego forms a cult and blows up credit card companies!11
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That's exactly what I was thinking of, FIGHT CLUB!! Great movie. smile.gif
jaycalderwood
I wonder....If the screener was a 70 year old woman.

During our Senior Trip in highschool(in 1999)...We used to fuck so bad with this kid...(he was part of the group of friends...there was like 20 of us)any way... We took a rubber dildo...wrapped it in tin foil...stuck it in his bag....we all went through screening and he was last...His bag set off the alarm....so the screener went through the bag and found it...(we started to laugh our assess off)She opened it up and damn near had a heart attack...We fucking lost it...It was great!!! He didn't think it was funny though...I don't know why biggrin.gif
Danthe
laugh.gif Why didn't you keep it yourself ?
James
moved...
Zoga50
My friend who was supposed to be flying to Melbourne from QLD got held up by that. She ended up arriving at midnight and couldn't find the duty tutor to let her into the college for ages.
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