get a hide away licence plate like ludacris. Ludacris on the other hand was on a highway police chase going at...

3kmh! the police could never...

be a bigger pimp than luda, so they...

headed to the mall. At the mall, they went into Victorias Secret and...



Actually, James Bond has the hide-away/switchable license plate first.

found that there were naked hot chics all over the place and...

decided to try on one of the bras. Doing so, security guards came and...

picked their noses, and they went on to...

beat the living shit out of some people singing christmas carols, with a job well done they...

calmed down and everything went back to normal. they drove all the way to canada...

and didn't see any maple syrup, mounties, beavers, moose but they did see...

A rather large city named toronto where traffic is worse than los angeles while stuck in a traffic jam they...

blamed canada for all of the vulgarity on tv, then while savign terrence and phillip, teh south park kids...

saw the legal prostitution on canada and got excited...so

someone picked up a phone and gave an actual whore a call. she came over to the someones motel and...

turned out to be a guy and said:

"Hey, you want some **ck?", but someone got shocked and died. Or did he? A Divine judge came by and told him he wasn't dead, so he arose and...

kicked the shit out the shemale, but just as he was leaving...

He got the shit kicked out of him more and...

he fled the country. upon arrival at India he...

he ate curry, loads of curry, which made him fart. Alot. Dalai Llama visited him as he ate, and he did...

the moonwalk and skipped india, when he reached australia (haha), he ...

met the kid () Hasin, who rolled on his forehead. He admired Hasin for that, but Hasin...

was pimping ten girls at once and left the scene. Meanwhile nex was...

on fire and made it for some Swedish blondes, but when he (me) saw *him* Nex pulled his lightsabre out and sliced his...

penis accidently. All he was left with was a small.....

I decide you didn't mean mine

stump. It bled, the blood ran on the floor - Nex teleported away by the way - but *he* did something terrible, he used the hearthstone to get back to...

The hospital to get stitches for what happened.. When he got out he...

met King Arthur, but unfortunately it was only a decent vision. He walked to the bus stop, and got on the bus when...

the shemale he saw earlier sat right next to him. But this time...

she had a tigher skirt, and smaller junk

So he moved to another seat where he actually sat beside the hottest chic in the world and.......

blew it early, she snarled and said:

O RLY?

Ashamed, he got up and started to...

walk towards the exit sign when suddenly

someone yells at him:"STOP", so he turns around and sees...

Mr George Bush. *He* blew Bushs head off with a blaster rifle, but Bushs body kept...

going, using sign language to discuss how there are still WMDs in IRAQ. He turns towards a locked door, tries to leave....

and does it. On the streets, Colin Farell meets up with the walking body and says "Hey, that suit is expensive! I've only seen it once!". The body starts to run with...

colin, to the nearest telephone booth. The phone rings, and colin answers...

and a creepy voice says: "Hello Neo, would you like to learn about the matrix?" and colin says:

"Not really. I hate math." He hangs up, scratches his ass, and

he turned around to see the chic he blew it with smacked him in the face and...

Trinity pointed a gun at his head. "Get in", said Trinity and he jumped in the car. They drove under a bridge where...

They made love, lots and lots of love... They came out of the tunnel and...

continued to make love. *he* took Trinity in the forbidden...well...anyway, they drove on when finally *he* got out. He realized where they were, at the top of Empire State Building. As he fell from the side...

Agent Smith began to fall in love with Trinity. But as Neo was still falling...

he realized trinity isn't hot, and keanu reeves is a terrible actor... when he realized this he ....

stopped kissing trinity, and told keanu, to take acting lessons. After that he...

walked up to a Virgin music store, bought a Cannibal Corpse CD and played it as loud as his phonos could. He was happy with it, and walked along the road until...