a bus drove over him. He was then taken to hospital where...

he died. keanu reeves was dead forever, and would never don onto us the shitty acting abilities he possesses. along with his death was the complete destruction of every movie he ever acted in. they were erased from the history and minds of every human being on earth. finally .....

someone new can take over his abilities "whoa..." that's when _____

an elderly woman of 70 slowly came into a room, with a walker, and a small french poodle puppy, which yapped alot.

on the other side of the world, people were waking up in hawaii, it was the middle of summer and babes in mini skirts were...

actually naked. No one cared, and Hawaii fell asleep again. Keanu Reeves was long forgotten, but yet someone remembered him. Morpheus spawned in a forest, looking for long rotten grave. He went to whatever big graveyard there might be in Missisippi, but suddenly...

Zombie Reaves ATTACKED!!! KILLING OFF HALF THE WORLDS POPULATION WITH HIS BAD ACTING!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, is all hope LOST for the human race!??!?!.......

No. Because up steps Bobby. A 13 yr old with a baseball bat with a nail in it, and his trusty german bred rotweiller, which had a penchant for chewing up zombies.

He approaches Zombie Keanu


(Can we just forget the matrix trilogy. I've been trying to for years)

kills zombie keanu, thereby solving the complexity of the matrix, thereby the need to involve the matrix no longer exists. finally, the world can once again live without the presence of shitty movies. suddenly, from out of the ocean rises a ....

the remains of the Titanic, coming back for a sequel

that will win the new emmy for best "sequel, prequel or remake." Roger Ebert says "Titanic 2: Revenge of The Unsinkable Boat.....

and then, on its second journey, from England, it hits the same icemuntain again...

only this time everyone perishes except for...

The Cap'n who builds another titanic for the third sequel... Titanic III - The Battle of the titanics. Later...

that pile of junk sank and everyone moves on. Everyone went to NSA and launched themselves into the space through their latest Super-Mouse-Rocket Model 2204. Well in space, they saw thousands of corpses from the game Quake IV, but they kept moving on until...

they smashed into the moon, and found out it really was made of cheese. They then...

ate of the moon until they exploded. A slimey doctor came and sewed them together again though, so that they could continue their revolutionary exploration. The Germans became jealous, and because of that...

they went to the moon themselves, and started eating the other half, until they met in the middle.

and shihibabala'd the smojokiopola until the unitiesplez .....

...and with that tehmadMoDsKi pinned this topic.
All the other characters in the story cheered, but one little diddy....

didn't like the taste of the moon. So he...

( Ah, nice one Tammerz, this thread is going on good.)

Threw up at the germans who instantly died. His throw up skill had 1 hour cooldown so he decided to pack and leave. He built a spaceship and went to Korriban where he was killed by the very precense of the dark side of the Force. Exar Kun, a Sith Lord - formerly Jedi - decided to attack the defenseless Earth and...

causing it to blow it up causing the last two people to become stowaways on an alienship which...

flied back into space. Only to be shot down by the Star Trek Enterprise Ship. So the ALienship falls back into earth, landing in the sea. They get out on dry land and sees...

There is no earth, PIETER.

So, let's edit it a bit.

"flied back into space. Only to be shot down by the Star Trek Enterprise Ship. So the ALienship falls all the way to Mars, landing in the long drought sea. They get out on sands and sees..."

A big Ogre. Everyone thought there was no life on Mars, but there are Ogres! They walked up to him, and asked him for directions to a civilized camp, and he answered:

Fragaboo Fragabooboo thrurrp jazawaa...

Thinking this was a strange way to break wind, they waited, and eventually got this reply...

"All your base are belong to us"

Realizing the magnitude of the situation, they responded by...

calling in the A-team. Which is why....

the earth blew up in the first place. Then...

Mr. T whooped somebody's ass. Halfway through the massacre, Murdock chimed in to say ....

Milk: It does a body good ! And then the snow monkeys

sued the arctic monkeys for theft of creative material, but the lawsuit fell through when it emerged that

all the lawyers died in the destruction of earth. and there was much rejoicing. the snow monkeys and artic monkeys set out to...

send a message to their home planet of Zabadore that they need ....

more WMDs and a bag of weed. So galactic mails were sent to Chapelle Corby and *Private Region in* Afganistan respectively. while they waited for their fresh supplies, the snow monkeys and artic monkeys...

had a contest to see who could eat a banana while looking down and not laugh. They both lost. Finally the good arrived, but the WMDs...

were no where to be found; in the meantime the boss decided to change his plans and....

take a bath, but when he got in...

..the water was cutoff. So he dressed up, and went out to...

celebrate new years with his mates, but when he got to the pub, he saw that it had been...

already warned of Earths destruction and that everyone was lying down with paper bags on their heads when...

....someone farted and made half dozen people pass out. Seeing this, "teh" boss decided to intervene and...

hitch a ride for everybody with the constructor fleet. all was fine until....

ford prefect realised his name really was quite weird. this caused a temporal anomaly, which...

in effect, transported them all through the consructor fleet and straight to the deep space of ZZ9 plural Z alpha. They only realized that this was very bad when....

when an alien greeted them with a huge ass bong and said with a Jamaican accent "Happy New Year Man". In the meanwhile back in earth....

potterface was extremely hung over and wished his head would ....

stop playing the beat to "copa cabana" on the side of his brain. But it couldn't because it was raining outside and Gene Kelly was doing that song which everyone thought was really...

good. So...

everyone ran outside, climbed onto this huge trampoline and proceed to jump up and down for 2hr 43mins and 5 secs until the jumped so high that they incounted . . .