wonder woman taking a dump in her invisible plane. upon seeing this, everyone immediately...

began to play pocket billards, until wonder woman saw them, and with a crack of her whip she...

ripped off his pants. She then said...

{haha, i thought earth was not there anymore? o well}

Come with me, and she took him too...

the plot saving contrapton, earth's twin sister planet, hearth. hearth was a lot warmer than earth, and had the advantage of having a bacterium that made stupid people slightly less stupid. The leader of Hearth, or, as they called him, Grand Master Flash, greeted these earthian refugees with the words:

"don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge" and with that...


<<<offtopic, press ctrl and scroll teh mousewheel...weird>>>

the earth refugees started to...

***off topic*** it is kinda weird potter. it zooms in and out. ***offtopic***

depends on what browser you are using. changes font size in FF.

Grand Master Flash then got out his off-topic exterminator gun, and pointed it at the CTRL key of the said PC's and blew it right off ( oh-err ).

As one of the key's flew through the air it...

landed on themadMoDsKi's delete key, "accidentally" deleting the off-topic posts. At the same time...

leaving them because the offtopic posts were made on hearth while madmodski is on the other sister planet Kearth. Just then...

themadMoDsKi made a new brother planet to include. It's name is....

Sanity. It's sad though, tehmadMoDsKi lost control, since he didn't understand the new planet. The person who took control was......

The twisted monkey, Lord HooBanana. This guy was a nasty piece of work, forcing anybody who didn't salute him with the customary fart and chest beating to eat his faeces. Things looked grim for the planet Sanity, and in its darkest hour...

Jeebus came and...

and started to build something. It was...

unsuccessful, because just as he was about to finish what he was building, God lit some woman on fire and yelled "Jesus Christ!". Upon hearing this, Jesus asked what he wanted and God replied "Get the Escalade, we're outta here!" They then proceeded to...

this was all from family guy btw

the nearest macdonalds and ate some really bad food. "jesus christ this burger sucks", god said. Jesus respnded with the words: ...

Let's go to Burger King rather, after eating the burger, no one like that asswell, it was even worse than mcdonalds. They got up and left, they then proceeded to...

Try out something from tim hortons. They had...

too get outta there because they realized they could order in from heaven. Mean while back in Springfield, Burns was...

dead because earth had been destroyed. Burns's almost identical yet strangely different equivalent on Hearth, however, was laughing about how much money he had because he had the world's only efficient solar power plant. "damn my ethical nature!!! muhahahah!" he laughed evilly. This annoyed the sperm whales living in the sea, for some reason, and they...

They went and ate him... He tasted so bad that they spit his remains to....

get the taste of him out. His loyal partner found him and took him to be repaired. When they were done, he was more machine than man, but he was alive. They couldn't believe that....

his body had now become a Terminator. Hell bent on a complete takeover by the machines, Mr. Burns/The Terminator ....

had been executed by Arnold shwartznegger as badly as he did to tookie. Arnold then....

ran for the Presidency, thinking "I saved their asses, surely they'll elect me." He was sadly mistaken when.....

the W and Vladimir Putin took control of the world. The world expected this, as Russia is a fake democracy (and one can argue so is the US). in response to this, Jizzylax....

looks for suggestions as to what he should do in case this story is truly a prophecy and it comes true. In that case, Heart Attack tells him to .......

sit still while he pulls the ipod embedded in his skull, he then proceeds to...

switch on the iPOD, and start listening, to a song called...

Testify by Rage Against the Machine. he was in such a good mood when hearing this song that he....

started to sing a long, people standing nearby started...

saying "what the fuck is that guy with an ipod stuck in his head singing about, he is millimeters away from death." these words proved to be self fulfilling when a particularly violent headbang caused the ipod to sever his frontal lobe, killing him. kyle and stan look up but can't be arsed to say anything. instead michael barrymore is given the chance to eulogise jizzylax, and he avails himself of this chance by...

snitching on people downloading music to the RIAA. The people were sent to music jail when...

the dog found its way home, but out of nowhere came a frog with a sword in his hand, with the mighty sword he took a swift chunk out of the apporaching....

[Courtesy of my lil sister]

RIAA lawyer, forcing him to stop practicing law. All the people rejoiced, and CD sales boomed. Just then....

RIAA headquarters blew up Killing everyone who worked there. After...

that, everyone ran out partying about the death of all those RIAA lawyers. However...

what no one knew, is that those RIAA lawyers had spawned an super RIAA lawyer, on the arrival of this news, the people began to...

get on their phones with the power rangers, ghost busters and

transformers, and gi joes, and teenage muntant ninja turtles, and ....

and the simpsons, and the family guy, and M*A*S*H 4077th and...

007 Bond, James Bond, and they all went to.....

go and fetch superman, and batman. They then started to walk and went to...

The corner store which really wasn't too far from...

the Super RIAA Lawyer's hideout. Upon learning this, they finished their cokes and went to the hideout. When they arived, they were surprised to find...

The super lawyer called his other RIAA lawyers together.
They said the magic words, and suddenly combined.

Two of the other lawyeres became his arms, 2 other of the lawyers became his legs. One transformed into his head.

Armed with the Holier-Than-Though Sword, made by the magical Bush tribe, he stood ready to face the approaching army, naming himself "The Ultra Mega Uber Lawyer"

when suddenly, judge judy appeared, yellin and screamin at both parties for resorting to violence and all that.

this caused both parties to unite and cut off Judge Judy's head. They were celebrating at a party but when the The Ultra Mega Uber Lawyer saw the DJ was playin downloaded tracks, he...

proceeded to rip out the hard drive of the computer that was on it. He took it home and mastrubated to all of the porn on it. Then, the MPAA came and saw he was watching illegally....