and destroyed him once and for all. This caused some serious problems, as......

The computer with all porn blew up causing....

A pr0nocaine!

Tits and ass all over the place...Little Jimmy picked up what looked like the remains of a muff and exclaimed...

a giant hardware cumshot to be thrown upon the faces of everyone nearby. with transistors and pieces of plastic and metal sticking out of their faces, people started ....

edit: shit, my post didn't beat Tam's so now it doesn't make sense

great going jizz you ruined it

Meanwhile, on the other side of ieXbeta....

let's see if we can get this started again

jizzylax didn't fuck up the thread. filled with jubilation, Hasin and Heart Attack ....

were teleported to Wearth, and

upon arival were praised that they....

had finally rid the world of the laxxy jiz that was contaminating the life blood of....

robert redford. they then had hot steamy man sex because it's their right to express their love wherever they choose. meanwhile, a man was writing an unfinished sentence which involved...

Luigis heterosexual man crush on Link, this makes both Zelda and Daisy...

became lesbians which resulted in.....

a long night of lesbian lovemaking ....

...which resulted in Daisy comming out to actually being a man and face fucked Zelda until Zelda threw up all over the place...

and found that he has a strange power to pwned people, so he plans to use it to overthrow the current US goverment by running his own party but unfortunately...

he won... making the US a Communist government and giving all the US money to the new president man daisy to get an extensive sex change which.....

only kinda worked, this is where Birdo came from, after the people saw what happened...

They died... which caused birdo to....

contemplate the meaning of life and realized that the only true way to live life was to become a heroin addict. So birdo starts shooting up heroin constantly which led birdo to...

Walk quickly to a cliff that...

turned out to be only 2ft high. After falling flat on his face, birdo realized that he wasn't in the mushroom kingdom anymore, but in Castlevania where the Grim Reaper approached him and said....

"holy shit, this thread died down."

it had a good go, but ...

if you follow the yellow brick road you will find the magic mushroom that will give you good rest

" bump it"

but he then decided to rather not go down that path because

this thread was better off dying.

And once again, it died.

And finally, it died forever. The End.

(Note the period. THE END).

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but then it took a deep breath and realized that it cannot die...so therefore it lived and started anew...searching out for purpose.

Now it truly is fucking dead.

End of story.....