Full Version: The iexbeta neverending story
TOOK SOME HEADCRABS TO SCHOOL. Captain Planet was angered by this blantant disregard for the sanctity of life...
Captain Pollution was very delighted and he threw a party. At the party there were...
several blonde babes that looked at him, but they turned out to be vampires. God came down to earth, to his party, and...
did a little dance, made a little love, got down tonight. after that he was hungry so he...
QUOTE(Fod @ Dec 23 2005, 14:35) 
did a little dance, made a little love, got down tonight. after that he was hungry so he...
..became caniballistic and ate everyone at the party...
that were drinking because he liked his people to be full of liquor, kinda like a chocolate filled with liquor. Then he....
banned that poptart andytek forever, and iexbeta was a better place because....
there is free pie and punch for all, but fod disagreed because...
we didnt have enough pie so fod...
moped and sat in the corner eating the paper plates that were handed out. Just then...
The paper plate guy came down and...
fod looked up and wished he was fun stuff moderator. bt he wasn't so he decided to...
do nothing. At that exact moment !!!!
potterface's anus exploded!! "damn, i drank too much mountain dew" he said. Leaving the party early, he encountered...
the biggest coolest looking...
Fork! The fork had...
mysteriously turned into a spork which was then used to
kill joanna lumley. fortunately nobody likes her so everyone...
got mad at andytek for signing up as msfanboy and...
QUOTE(Marco925 @ Dec 23 2005, 17:09)
got mad at andytek for signing up as msfanboy and...
..went to Canada and killed the little bitch and...
...then apologized, because I'm not a spammer.
QUOTE(msfanboy @ Dec 23 2005, 17:23)
...then apologized, because I'm not a spammer.
...I show him this:
, and counts the amount of time's he's said that...
madTaMski then got a large spiked object and decided he would see how far it would go up someones ass not his own, but ...
the spiked object actually was a pink fluffy stuffed toy that sang "if you're happy and you know it" when squeezed. this confused jeremy beadle because...
...I've changed, but u.g. doesn't understand that...
...fod then confused Tam so much that he decided "fuckit I'm not goning to even try answering that", but instead he...
QUOTE(msfanboy @ Dec 23 2005, 17:47)
...I've changed, but u.g. doesn't understand that...
..still counting the amount of times you've said that..
...QUOTE(Fod @ Dec 23 2005, 17:31)
the spiked object actually was a pink fluffy stuffed toy that sang "if you're happy and you know it" when squeezed. this confused jeremy beadle because...
...he saw it as a rusty spiked object to pwn people with, then he found out he was color blind when...
he thought he for once saw the colour pink. When he realized, he cried all night and...
...thought how mistreated he was by some computer forums...
QUOTE(neXioz @ Dec 23 2005, 18:13)
he thought he for once saw the colour pink. When he realized, he cried all night and...
..made a MySpace to act emo in, and...
QUOTE(msfanboy @ Dec 23 2005, 18:49)
...thought how mistreated he was by some computer forums...
Oh my God, stop bringing your emo shit into here!
QUOTE(UltimateGeek @ Dec 23 2005, 19:08)
..made a MySpace to act emo in, and...
had no friend invitations. When he saw that Tom also withdrew from his friends list, he...
...thought about the reason, maybe it was all his fault... but...
you (msfanboy) are going to be banned again and then get IP banned as well. So its been......
Yep, it's done. Bye-bye, Andytek. Someone will miss you, I'm sure.
... 5 minutes since he was banned, and he opens up Tor and proceeds to...
Spam like he always does.. but the mods will...
keep using their banwands to exterminate the spamthreat. But until...
Big Poppa pump runs him out of the internet and...
QUOTE(Marco925 @ Dec 23 2005, 23:41)
Big Poppa pump runs him out of the internet and...
..nah, we keep him on the Internet. But, then we send him a program that views Goatse, and then...
BPP ends up getting pissed anyway, calls andytek a fucking poptart, and tells him to go ....
screw himself and so andytek...
forever left the board and EVERYONE FORGOT ABOUT HIM (hint hint...). Suddenly frodo and gandalf busted into the room because...
Fod was stealing the one ring to moderate them all when suddenly...
Tacuron exposed his mighty rod of fire and melted Fods' ring into...
..a small gold toe nail clipper that had the power to....
SIDE NOTE:
Even banned members should not be publically attacked...so lets keep current, banned, and real peoples names out of this, in a negative manner.... I don't want to close this thread. It is fun, (granted, a large count in my inbox). So consider this a warning. MSfanboy/andytek/etc should not be made the target of jokes here.
SIDE NOTE:
Even banned members should not be publically attacked...so lets keep current, banned, and real peoples names out of this, in a negative manner.... I don't want to close this thread. It is fun, (granted, a large count in my inbox). So consider this a warning. MSfanboy/andytek/etc should not be made the target of jokes here.
see the present. With that power, *he* could finally see colours and...
farted the greatest fart ever released to the world. this caused many women to...
have an orgasm which lasted for 20 minutes...
wihch they greatly enjoyed since all men are retards in bed. Then *he* bought a new car with stolen cash...
but was later busted because he forgot to...
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