For those unfamiliar with the concept: The story starts with half a sentence. The next person finished the sentence and starts a new one. The story continues...

Please leave your flaming at the door, if you don't understand don't post.

if you need an example take a look at this thread. Here goes....


Once upon a time...

there was a single-celled amoeba.

One day, the amoeba...

...decided he was too stupid to keep living and killed himself.

THE END.

but wait! the amoeba had a twin sister! who decided to take bitter revenge on the people who brought the first amoeba's stupidity to light, by...

(sorry, i broke the rules already. forgive )

hahah your funny


Lets see how long this can go for... I found that the offtopic topic is about 3 years old

by a Parasite!, the parasite had a Masters degree and worked...

as a coffee been roasting machine repair man. He had small teeth and a large collection of...

coffee Beans!! and was throwing them at an old lady in Pizza hut. One of the beans...

started a class action lawsuit against starbucks for promoting negative stereotypes. Starbucks retaliated by hiring...

hiring bill gates, who then on his own secret time off started implimenting the evil Internet explorer in the coffee which then...

fell apart, because bill had used instant cofee which, after the inital rush, reminded people that they were drinking unreliable mud.

The cofee/mud was then superceded by...

an elaborate concoction, the main ingredients being ham and yeast extract. this mixture came to be widely known as mountain dew, but had the unfortunate side effect of...

premature ejactulation.

however, to elleviate the problem, one can take

a lesson from my roommate's dog and not give a crap about it.



damn people posting at the same time!

mass retardacity, resulting in the need for anti-retard signs on numerous household items. A novel soloution was found in...


edit: just to say, this rocks. My reply was to the one fod made, but it fits in just fine with anything said in the whole thread. Stupidity rules

the local deathpapers

and you killed the thread. people don't understand hwo this works eh?

Let's continue, Remember people Your not supposed to end it Your supposed to trail off letting the next person take control and RULE THE WORLD!

The local deathpapers where he saw...

the headline that read "teh leet haxx0rs win." He wondered...

that he must be more of a loser than he really thought he was. He went to go and....

kick the next door neighbour in the arse because...

his neighbour is ugly. Too bad he's...

Jewish ... because if he wasn't Jewish, he would have bought christmas presents for ...

Taco bell! in which is giving all members of iexbeta a....

fast smack in the teeth with tehbanstick. But not me because...

Potterface is just too damn cool and is making sure i am not getting banned, along with making sure that tehboard is....

the Ice Cream that dosen't have bones...

but has every kind of fudge on the planet, but the driver...

of the bus has gas, which causes....

him to laugh like a giddy girl. the passengers of the bus think this is really...

funny, considering that he is transvestite. The transvestite bus driver then stops the bus and gets out, and he shouts...

"i'm not really a transvestite, i just have a really small penis and a hormonal imbalance." this of course is what the tabloids were waiting for, and...

(Gah, posted at the same time )

Britney Spears is carrying (whatever that one ugly guy's name is)'s child, it's immaculate!

Carry on the sentence!!!

.. it's imaculate

They decided to name the baby...

Gorgino. So the father starts...

to grow grass on his roof which...

Develops a hive-mind based society, which goes on to...

to takeover the bush administration, the only person who can save the bush administration is..

A group of crack pupeteers, who, along with Captain Scarlet and Team America, go on to destroy the hive-mind grass.

This has far reaching implications such as....

The possibility of everyone having to jump on their...

Jump on their beds which bush...

admires and gives them a mark of honor. The marks went out to sale on ebay...

heyyy your getting the hang of this neXioz



where some loser purchased them for...

All his life savings and a striped sock. When he finds that the mark of honour is made of only semi-precious metals, he...

He shoots himself which causes what he bought and a piece of his brain to fall into someone's....

...bowl of caviar. That caviar is actually a 200GB Hard drive I recently purchased from Best Buy and just got dented so I took it back and the salesperson told me....

(him) that it's all about your taste of Caviar. He threatened(?) the salesperson with a schockstick, but...

... The salesperson was gordon freeman in disguise, who proceeded to beat the shit out of him with a crowbar, before jumping onto his buggy and riding off to...

He rode off to new york city where he found a mall and..

chopped loads of heads off. He (Freeman?) got arrested by the undercover president of United Applepies, then...

he bribed the crooked cop and ...