I haven't watched your video yet, as I'm at work.
She's a comedian, Paris is a public figure. Thats the right she has. Just as Jay Leno, Dave Letterman and others mock anyone else in the public face.
Secondly, Paris did try to argue. In fact, she said the punishment (45 days, OH GOLY!) was "cruel and unwarranted".
She got nailed in January for DRUNK DRIVING. She tried to get out of it, don't go saying she didnt.
I've never been a fan of Silverman, but I did enjoy the COMEDY routine
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QUOTE(dkreifus @ Jun 6 2007, 13:23) 
Ms. Hilton? That's a whole lotta respect for her
lol
I just woke up when i posted that - i've come to my sense now haha
QUOTE(Singh400 @ Jun 6 2007, 13:45)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNfTQkFtWm8
I'm not going to say anything, but just watch it
Edit* Just watched that Sarah Silverman video, while it was funny. She had no right mocking Paris (I am NOT defended Paris). She broke the law, she got punished. She took the punishment like any other person. And didn't scream "I'm a celeb, you can't do this". Which I have a sneaky suspicion that Sarah Silverman might have said in the same position.
Looks like I was wrong, she did play the celeb card. I just heard that she got released.
Let the comedians maul her now... :thumbsup:
Ultimate "girlfriend"
LOL
LOL
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Har Har...but I did think he was going to put in a pr0no disk!
QUOTE(madTaMsKi @ Nov 21 2007, 16:21)
Har Har...but I did think he was going to put in a pr0no disk!
haha me too. at least that's what I'd do.
What?!?! No "slut v2.3" disc?!
QUOTE(Singh400 @ Nov 23 2007, 03:05)
What?!?! No "slut v2.3" disc?!
Every release seems to be v6.9, weird...
QUOTE(DangerousDave86 @ Nov 23 2007, 12:43)
QUOTE(Singh400 @ Nov 23 2007, 03:05)
What?!?! No "slut v2.3" disc?!
Every release seems to be v6.9, weird...
LOL
I prefer the older releases, as they have the "ATM" bug.
Did Alec Baldwin Just Finally Win An Emmy?
http://gawker.com/news/acting%21/did-alec-...emmy-315536.php
http://gawker.com/news/acting%21/did-alec-...emmy-315536.php
I actually saw that episode of "30 Rock" and that was a hilarous scene! Sure, give him an Emmy!
LOL! That was great. I would love to have one of those. I would pay ANYTHING FOR THAT...well...almost anything.
QUOTE(Taco Bell @ Dec 7 2007, 02:56)
I actually saw that episode of "30 Rock" and that was a hilarous scene! Sure, give him an Emmy! I have watched a few episodes since I saw this clip and I have to say that it is a really good show, and pretty funny as well.
It just sucks that all of my favorite shows have ended early because of that fucking strike and it doesn't look like its going to be resolved any time soon.
How many of you remember Martin Sargent from TechTV? Well he works now with the web site Revision3. It's sort of an Internet television channel, which streams its shows over the web. A lot of former TechTV people work there, and it has some interesting stuff, actually.
But anyways, one of the shows is called Web Drifter. And in it, Martin Sargent visits the people behind some of the weirdest sites on the net. The latest one was really funny. He visits the people behind one of the online sex toy companies:
Web Drifter Episode 13 - Open Up and Say, "Ohhhh!"
Here's the show notes:
lol
But anyways, one of the shows is called Web Drifter. And in it, Martin Sargent visits the people behind some of the weirdest sites on the net. The latest one was really funny. He visits the people behind one of the online sex toy companies:
Web Drifter Episode 13 - Open Up and Say, "Ohhhh!"
Here's the show notes:
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December 11, 2007 - running time 16:43
You don't have to spend much time on the Internet to realize that it's just lousy with perved out weirdos. There's a website for every sexual fetish you can imagine, and many more for ones you could never, ever imagine. Turned on by women coughing? Here you go. How about having sex with ferocious monsters? Go wild.
Now, you're probably thinking: that's all pretty tame stuff. Okay, hotshot, how about being mummified in Ace Bandages with an buzzing electric catheter up your urethra and a cold steel speculum spreading your ass open to ready it for your hot vodka enema? Chances are when you played doctor as a kid, none of that was involved. Unless perhaps you grew up in Germany.
But that's precisely the kind of malpractice that goes on at MedicalToys.com. People who get turned on by hospitals and medical devices likely set this remarkably bizarre site as their home page. WebMD this is not. And if you're really into this kind of thing, you can travel to far northern California to the clinic of Dr. Sebastian Wood and Nurse Laural to do a little more than turn your head and cough.
Martin Sargent checked in to that very clinic, and he'll be the first to tell you that spending 45 minutes in a straight jacket and a sensory deprivation gimp mask while being wheeled around on a gurney will forever change a man in fundamental, elemental ways. And you thought getting a prostate exam was uncomfortable....
Watch it!
You don't have to spend much time on the Internet to realize that it's just lousy with perved out weirdos. There's a website for every sexual fetish you can imagine, and many more for ones you could never, ever imagine. Turned on by women coughing? Here you go. How about having sex with ferocious monsters? Go wild.
Now, you're probably thinking: that's all pretty tame stuff. Okay, hotshot, how about being mummified in Ace Bandages with an buzzing electric catheter up your urethra and a cold steel speculum spreading your ass open to ready it for your hot vodka enema? Chances are when you played doctor as a kid, none of that was involved. Unless perhaps you grew up in Germany.
But that's precisely the kind of malpractice that goes on at MedicalToys.com. People who get turned on by hospitals and medical devices likely set this remarkably bizarre site as their home page. WebMD this is not. And if you're really into this kind of thing, you can travel to far northern California to the clinic of Dr. Sebastian Wood and Nurse Laural to do a little more than turn your head and cough.
Martin Sargent checked in to that very clinic, and he'll be the first to tell you that spending 45 minutes in a straight jacket and a sensory deprivation gimp mask while being wheeled around on a gurney will forever change a man in fundamental, elemental ways. And you thought getting a prostate exam was uncomfortable....
Watch it!
lol
Yes indeed, nice chapter from the series "The It Crowd"
http://www.tv.com/the-it-crowd/show/54188/summary.html
http://www.tv.com/the-it-crowd/show/54188/summary.html
This would be funny if it actually was Over-the-Top ... But the "real" Anti-Piracy ads are just as lame.
Ad ~ You wouldn't kill somebody ... so why would you steal a movie?!?
Answer:
Because if I steal the movie, nobody dies (dip stick). Hell I'd consider it payback for the hours it cost me to watch some of the shitty movies comming out of "HolyWood" these days. And with almost 3 Terabites of storage here I might just start knocking off the movies I like.
Ad ~ You wouldn't kill somebody ... so why would you steal a movie?!?
Answer:
Because if I steal the movie, nobody dies (dip stick). Hell I'd consider it payback for the hours it cost me to watch some of the shitty movies comming out of "HolyWood" these days. And with almost 3 Terabites of storage here I might just start knocking off the movies I like.
...i dont get it :/
and did she say bishes?
and did she say bishes?
i think its sad that they are sending people to prison for years for fining them thousands of dollars for downloading a song(s) or movie (s), when you have murderers, rapists, child molesters etc that just happen to fall through the justice loopholes and cracks and walk away.
i think that shows that there is something wrong...very wrong...
i think that shows that there is something wrong...very wrong...
I 'Effin Hate Mondays
I WOULD LOVE TO WORK AT THAT PLACE!
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found a better quality video of it on another site.
I forgot that ebaums is really not as cool as it was years ago, and in fact they are fucking rip-offs. Ebaum just goes to other websites, steal the shit, and reposts it on his site...which looks like shit most of the time.
As of today, I'll never post an ebaums shitty video or picture every again.
I WOULD LOVE TO WORK AT THAT PLACE!
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found a better quality video of it on another site.
I forgot that ebaums is really not as cool as it was years ago, and in fact they are fucking rip-offs. Ebaum just goes to other websites, steal the shit, and reposts it on his site...which looks like shit most of the time.
As of today, I'll never post an ebaums shitty video or picture every again.
Crazy Christian lady at a coffee shop
This woman is very religious and is in a coffee shop/internet cafe and is being loud and annoying. She ends up causing people to complain about her and she gets kicked out. She ends up going nuts, screaming and threatening to call the police and starts talking about Mexicans and other things that really don't make any sense.
I hate to say it, but I've seen people just like her. Religious Zealots that are literally crazy and not in touch with reality. They also think that they are good Christians or whatever and they IMHO get everything backwards. I have to say that it all starts with childhood, physical and emotional abuse, and the wrong type of preachers that brainwash you to believe whatever they are saying in order to get a few bucks in their pocket.
There is a church like that about 20 minutes from my house, and I went there once. My neighbor's wife goes there every sunday and invited me to go, I thought it wouldn't hurt, but I was wrong. I was offended and saw things that didn't make sense to me whatsoever. Even got to see people holding/carrying snakes with the ol' "because I believe God, he is protecting me now and the snake will not bite me, if you believe in God he will protect you from the snake and you will not be bitten." They even had a "Healer" there, you know what I'm talking about. The type of shit you usually only see on a tv show or movie or whatever. Someone there that is sick or crippled, gets their forehead slapped pretty much and the "Healer" screams "YOU ARE NOW HEALED! GO AND WALK MY CHILD! AND PRAISE THE MIRACLE OF GOD AND OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AMEN!" I saw one woman throw her crutches away and take like 4 steps and then fall. Of course they all said (including her) that she didn't fall because she was unable to walk, that she fell because she was overwhelmed by the love of God healing her.
My neighbor warned me not to go and tried to tell me what went on over there and the reason why he doesn't go to that church with his wife; however I thought he was full of hot air and was joking. I was wrong, he was right, and I kept my mouth shut cause I didn't want to offend or upset his wife, but it was a bunch of crap IMHO.
Sorry if I offended anyone for saying what I said, but I'm sure there are a few of you that agree.
This woman is very religious and is in a coffee shop/internet cafe and is being loud and annoying. She ends up causing people to complain about her and she gets kicked out. She ends up going nuts, screaming and threatening to call the police and starts talking about Mexicans and other things that really don't make any sense.
I hate to say it, but I've seen people just like her. Religious Zealots that are literally crazy and not in touch with reality. They also think that they are good Christians or whatever and they IMHO get everything backwards. I have to say that it all starts with childhood, physical and emotional abuse, and the wrong type of preachers that brainwash you to believe whatever they are saying in order to get a few bucks in their pocket.
There is a church like that about 20 minutes from my house, and I went there once. My neighbor's wife goes there every sunday and invited me to go, I thought it wouldn't hurt, but I was wrong. I was offended and saw things that didn't make sense to me whatsoever. Even got to see people holding/carrying snakes with the ol' "because I believe God, he is protecting me now and the snake will not bite me, if you believe in God he will protect you from the snake and you will not be bitten." They even had a "Healer" there, you know what I'm talking about. The type of shit you usually only see on a tv show or movie or whatever. Someone there that is sick or crippled, gets their forehead slapped pretty much and the "Healer" screams "YOU ARE NOW HEALED! GO AND WALK MY CHILD! AND PRAISE THE MIRACLE OF GOD AND OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AMEN!" I saw one woman throw her crutches away and take like 4 steps and then fall. Of course they all said (including her) that she didn't fall because she was unable to walk, that she fell because she was overwhelmed by the love of God healing her.
My neighbor warned me not to go and tried to tell me what went on over there and the reason why he doesn't go to that church with his wife; however I thought he was full of hot air and was joking. I was wrong, he was right, and I kept my mouth shut cause I didn't want to offend or upset his wife, but it was a bunch of crap IMHO.
Sorry if I offended anyone for saying what I said, but I'm sure there are a few of you that agree.
heh heh... Well it shows her acting like an ass, but it doesn't really show how it started. I'd be pretty annoyed if someone was holding a video camera in my face also.
I tend to keep my opinions about religion to myself, unless someone was really annoying me and trying to shove their beliefs down my throat. I know all too well that disagreements in religious beliefs only lead to anger and hatred. That's why I tend to be agnostic.
I tend to keep my opinions about religion to myself, unless someone was really annoying me and trying to shove their beliefs down my throat. I know all too well that disagreements in religious beliefs only lead to anger and hatred. That's why I tend to be agnostic.
QUOTE(Chugworth @ Jan 19 2008, 19:51)
heh heh... Well it shows her acting like an ass, but it doesn't really show how it started. I'd be pretty annoyed if someone was holding a video camera in my face also.
I tend to keep my opinions about religion to myself, unless someone was really annoying me and trying to shove their beliefs down my throat. I know all too well that disagreements in religious beliefs only lead to anger and hatred. That's why I tend to be agnostic.
Yeah, I would have been annoyed to have a camera in my face too. I also usually keep my religious opinion to myself. Two things you never really talk to people are Religious or Politics, because it seems that if someone does not agree with you, they immediately get upset and it goes from a professional conversation to a personal one that gets full of hatred and anger like you said.
I have no problem voicing my opinion on religion, I don't believe in it. I mean, sure at some point Jesus walked the earth, sure, that's fine, but i don't believe that "a higher power" watches out for me and is like Santa Claus seeing if I'm good all year to reward me with a free trip to heaven. My beliefs are you are born, you have fun, you die. Thats it. If God watched out for me then why did my windshield crack, why do I get sick, why do I feel pain... oh waiiitttt, riight... it must be a test... yup. IMO bullshit. 
*clicks link to watch video*
After watching the video: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH what a dumbass (the woman). I think she's a wee bit off her rocker. She's racist against Mexicans too I guess. LOL. Nice find.
*clicks link to watch video*
After watching the video: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH what a dumbass (the woman). I think she's a wee bit off her rocker. She's racist against Mexicans too I guess. LOL. Nice find.
When I was a waiter, I learned never to talk about 3 things with customers. sports, religion, and politics...
And this a perfect example of what extremes of any kind can do...
And this a perfect example of what extremes of any kind can do...
QUOTE(dkreifus @ Jan 21 2008, 20:02)
When I was a waiter, I learned never to talk about 3 things with customers. sports, religion, and politics...
And this a perfect example of what extremes of any kind can do...
I never had a problem talking with customers about sports...but thats because I'm not really into sports so I would just agree with them and nod my head in agreement to whatever they said. However, there were a lot of people that were into sport like some people are into WOW.
But yeah, religion and politics are the two things that I would never talk to them about...they would try...hardly...but I would always attempt to walk away from that conversation, because I didn't want to offend someone. I have a very open mind and I don't push my believes or opinions on other people. Here when it comes to politics I talk about it and try to keep it professional...took me time and patient to learn about how to talk about politics to you guys and others as well.
I miss my donkey.
Remember hearing about so many urban legends since we were kids about stuff like, "Don't make that face or it will freeze that way", or, "If you drink coke and pop rocks at the same time, you will explode", or even better, "Masturbation causes you to have hairy palms."
Well this is a video that was made about a doctor in an ER and every urban legend that you can remember happens. I had to watch it three times to hear it all, because some of them happen so fast. I literally laughed so hard that I started crying and remembered how every single one of them. I remember hearing them from parents, friends, and even elementary school.
anyways, here is that video that I found, enjoy!
Urban Legend ER
HAHA, that was fucking awesome. Nice one.
Bird poops into reporter’s mouth
First off if a bird poops on you the first time, don't fucking look up.
First off if a bird poops on you the first time, don't fucking look up.
This is hilarious. I like Will Ferrell, I don't know why but I do. I don't really care about his movies too much, but I do like this personality he has, hes just goofy but funny.
Although I wonder about this video, has he high or on something or drunk? I mean he doesn't look like it, but man he really comes off like hes on something, but its still hilarious to say the least.
Will Ferrell has a power lunch
Although I wonder about this video, has he high or on something or drunk? I mean he doesn't look like it, but man he really comes off like hes on something, but its still hilarious to say the least.
Will Ferrell has a power lunch
Looooool.
QUOTE(XP_2600 @ Jan 26 2008, 08:59)
Looooool.
I am pretty sure that everyone at his work will never let him live that one down
Ooh! Tasty!! 
LOL, Perfect!! Thanks for sharing!!
QUOTE(unix @ Jan 27 2008, 00:04)
LOL, Perfect!! Thanks for sharing!!
thank you for appreciating it, it means a lot, and you're welcome
lol.... that was nasty!
Another Crazy Woman
this bitch needs dick!
this bitch needs dick!
Haha yeah saw that before, awesome! lol
aw man, my vocals chords would tear up in a few mins yelling like that
This morning, someone on ieX sent me this video link:
The Humans Are Dead
Enjoy!
The Humans Are Dead
Enjoy!
Hilarious. WARNING, may offend some.
QUOTE(Scott @ Feb 21 2008, 00:15)
|youtube]eTosQerWBzU[/youtube|
Hilarious. WARNING, may offend some.
Not a funny vid, but a touching one...
Now heres a funny vid...
"I Killllee you!"
This is why you should NEVER put a cell phone in the microwave! 
**chuckles** Funny stuff Chug!
One of my roommates from college sent me this video:
Mandles
Not the best, but still funny, so enjoy!
Mandles
Not the best, but still funny, so enjoy!
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