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dkreifus
Well...It's been a LONG time since I got one of these. I thought they were a dead idea.... So its time for some fun.



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你現可電郵給我:betty_uwewe9@yahoo.com.hk

Mrs Betty Uwewe.

Dear Friend,

I send my love and greetings to you. I am Mrs Betty Uwewe from South Africa. I am married to Late Dr. Johnson Uwewe of blessed memory who was oil explorer in Kuwait and Brunei for fifteen years before he died in the year 2000. We were married for twelve years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both devoted to our God and respect others who serves Him.

Since his death, I too have been battling with both Cancer and fibroid problems. When my late Husband was alive he Deposited the sum of $10.5million (Ten Million, Five Hundred thousand U.S Dollars) in a Security Company in Canada. The money is deposited as Family Valuables/Treasure for security and family reasons.


Recently, my doctor told me that I have less than three months to live due to my cancer problem, and this lead to a stroke attack which bother me most though because I cannot move as I use to. Having known my condition I decided to entrust this fund to either a philanthropic organization or devoted individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. 30% of the US$10.5million (US$3.150 million) goes to you to ensure that you are prepared for the task ahead, 60% of the US$10.5million (US$6.300 million) will be used in all sincerity to fund philanthropic organization, orphanages and widows, while 5% of the will go to the family Attorney who will prepare the Authorization and the balance 5% sent to me to at least prepare for my funeral and off-set my medical bills.


I am taking this decision because I don't have any child or devoted relations whose behavior has left much to be desired while I am ill and above all I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an unGodly manner, hence this bold decision. Since my health is retrogressing by the minute, you will have to send your POSTAL ADDRESS, CONTACT PHONE NUMBER AND FAX and a little details about yourself, because I got your address from the internet after a thorough search.


As soon as I receive this information from you I will make arrangement to prepare the Authorization through the family Attorney for you to get Possession of the Deposit. As soon as I receive your reply I will ensure that the authorization is given to you by me. I will give you the name and contact of the Deposit Security Company where the money was deposited in Canada, for claims to the funds. Until I hear from you, I pray that this letter bring you and your family good tiding while my dreams to help humanity rest squarely on your shoulders. May the Almighty God continue to guide and protect you.


Remain Blessed,

Mrs Betty Uwewe.

- Mrs Uwewe Betty







My response so far:

Actually, her real email was: betty_uwewe9@katamail.com



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Dearest Mrs. Uwewe, I would greatly love to help you out with your wish. I am a little bit apprehensive on one thing though. I am not 100% sure about the places you wish to donate your esteemed fortune to. Are you firm in those choices, or can we change the places? Look forward to hearing from you soon,Jon Whitney
Devil McDunnough
LOL
you'll like this site then

http://www.419eater.com/

http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm this guy got on some British news show with this one.
Singh400
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http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm this guy got on some British news show with this one.


I just read all 5 pages, brilliant stuff. Those pics were hiliraious.
quantumAlpha
heh. my physics teacher was talking to us about exactly this type of scam last week
Scott
I've been emailing them back but they never reply to me sad.gif I guess I should be happy. Sorry for an old bump tongue.gif
Scott
I got one!

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Good day.

I am a financial consultant based in South Africa. I have a client (a widow) she has huge amount of funds With a private equity investment trust company for Safe keeping only, She wishes to invest in a stable Economy.

Her interest is in companies with potentials for Rapid growth in long terms.
My client is also interested In placing part of her fund in your company, If your country's bi-laws allows foreign investment.
You can contact me for more details with your reference.

Yours faithfully,
Mr. maine Pawa
Jizzylax
Mr. Maine Pawa? WTF kind of name is that?
Kal-El
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Dear Friend,

I am making this contact based on my committee needs an individual/company who can help us with a business described hereunder. Your information was given to me by a member of the South African Export Promotion Council (SAEPC) who was with the Government delegation on a trip to your country for a bilateral conference talk to encourage foreign investors.

I have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the execution of the deal hereunder for the benefit of all parties and hope you will keep it confidential because of the nature of this business. Within the Ministry of Mines and Natural Resources where I work as a Director of Project Implementation and with the co-operation of four other top officials,we have in our possession an overdue payment in US funds.

This amount $US14.5M represents the balance of the total contract value executed on behalf of my department by a foreign contracting firm, which we the officials over-invoiced deliberately.Though the actual contract cost have been paid to the original contractor, leaving the balance in the tune of the said amount which we have in principles gotten approval to remit by Telegraphic Transfer to any foreign bank account you will
provide.

Since the present elected Government is determined to pay foreign contractors all debts owed, so as to maintain good relationship with foreign governments and non-government agencies, we included our bills
for approvals with the Department of Finance and the Reserve Bank of South Africa(RBSA). We are seeking your assistance to receive the said funds (US$14.5M) on our behalf, since we are on the verge of retiring and Moreso we are handicapped in the circumstances, as the South African Civil Service Code of Conduct does not allow us to operate offshore account hence your importance in the whole transaction.

I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that should you be willing to assist us in this transaction your share as compensation will be US$4.35M (30%), while my colleagues and I receive US$8.75M (60%) and the balance of US$1.45M (10%) for taxation and miscellaneous expenses incurred.

I want to assure you that my colleagues and myself are in a position to make the payment of this claim possible provided you can give us a very strong assurance and guarantee that the funds will be secured and
please, remember to treat this matter very confidential , because we will not comprehend with any form of exposure as we are still in active Government Service.

We have reposed our confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint us. Kindly furnish me with your direct telephone/fax number to enable me reach with further details upon your acceptance to help us.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Regards,

Adams Tzimba.(Engr)
Man1k3n
lol good stuff.

I remember a year ago I was on yahoo messenger and I recieved an IM from someone saying they were interested in my personal profile. Yes, I had a yahoo personal's profile sad.gif

So anyways I'm thinking okay cool lets talk. Then this woman starts telling me that shes stranded in a hotel room broke in Afghanistan and needs someone to send her money in order for her to get back to the united states. It was funny too, because she started to tell me this long and boring story that she is an American citizen but her family is from afghanistan and that her mother was dying from cancer so she flew out to the country to see her before she died. Upon arriving she finds out that mommy dropped dead from complications and that her family left the country and she was alone and had no way to get back to the states.

So out of curiosity I asked her how much money did she need? She immediately said 1200 USD. I laughed at the figure and started to think. I knew this was a scam, but I played a long. I asked her what was in it for me, and she said that she would be a very "passionate" friend as she put it. I started telling her how lonely I was making her go on and play her little game. I told her that I couldn't send her the money, but would it be okay if I gave her my credit card number. She immediately said yes.

Now here comes the funny part. Well, remember those Amex gift cards? They are exactally like credit cards but they have a prepaid balance. I ended up getting one for like 10 bux at work for something, and I used it to buy a pack of smokes and something to drink and there was 5.33$ left on it. So I gave her the number and waited for her reaction.

A few minutes later she starts calling me names and said I was ripping her off and it wasn't a joke.

Thats when I typed these exact words, "If you are so fucking broke you stupid cunt, then how in the fuck can you afford a fucking hotel room, a computer, and internet access and that your i.p. address isn't orginating from afghanistan but miami florida?"

she logged off, I sent the conversation (excluding my rant) to yahoo admin and never heard from her again.

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Pi Is A Rational
QUOTE(Man1k3n @ Jan 10 2007, 09:29) *

lol good stuff.

I remember a year ago I was on yahoo messenger and I recieved an IM from someone saying they were interested in my personal profile. Yes, I had a yahoo personal's profile sad.gif

So anyways I'm thinking okay cool lets talk. Then this woman starts telling me that shes stranded in a hotel room broke in Afghanistan and needs someone to send her money in order for her to get back to the united states. It was funny too, because she started to tell me this long and boring story that she is an American citizen but her family is from afghanistan and that her mother was dying from cancer so she flew out to the country to see her before she died. Upon arriving she finds out that mommy dropped dead from complications and that her family left the country and she was alone and had no way to get back to the states.

So out of curiosity I asked her how much money did she need? She immediately said 1200 USD. I laughed at the figure and started to think. I knew this was a scam, but I played a long. I asked her what was in it for me, and she said that she would be a very "passionate" friend as she put it. I started telling her how lonely I was making her go on and play her little game. I told her that I couldn't send her the money, but would it be okay if I gave her my credit card number. She immediately said yes.

Now here comes the funny part. Well, remember those Amex gift cards? They are exactally like credit cards but they have a prepaid balance. I ended up getting one for like 10 bux at work for something, and I used it to buy a pack of smokes and something to drink and there was 5.33$ left on it. So I gave her the number and waited for her reaction.

A few minutes later she starts calling me names and said I was ripping her off and it wasn't a joke.

Thats when I typed these exact words, "If you are so fucking broke you stupid cunt, then how in the fuck can you afford a fucking hotel room, a computer, and internet access and that your i.p. address isn't orginating from afghanistan but miami florida?"

she logged off, I sent the conversation (excluding my rant) to yahoo admin and never heard from her again.

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0wned lawlz.
Hasin
the IP Location usually does the trick tongue.gif even bluffing about it gets most people tongue.gif

"im at a friend's house"
-no your not, i can see your IP address and its your house

"..okay im at home"

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Man1k3n
QUOTE(Hasin @ Jan 28 2007, 13:15) *

the IP Location usually does the trick tongue.gif even bluffing about it gets most people tongue.gif

"im at a friend's house"
-no your not, i can see your IP address and its your house

"..okay im at home"

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like House M.D. says "Everyone is a liar, and most of the time they lie about stupid things"


Scott
Oh, in both English AND French, and seeing how I live in Canada, this is neat haha. FUCK OFF>....

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Dear. Hello me, it is Miss BECKER NOURA this have neither a play nor a joke it is a cry of heart a S.O.S; I come by this mail to ask for your assistance for the transfer of 17.000.000$ US Million. For your assistance I agree to give you 30 % of the total amount and 10 % for the possible expenditure at the time of the transfer. This money comes from the personal richness of my late father (BECKER Richard Hubert) Indeed my father was a diamantiferous rich person in the area of the north of the ivory coast . At the time of one of its missions in this zone on October 18, 2003 it was cut down by the rebels under pretext that it was a spy of president Gbagbo. Two weeks liked late our mother not having been able to support dies in its turn. But before its death it entrusted to me that my late father placed in a company of safety here to Abidjan the sum of 17.000.000$ of dollars custom. The company of safety does not know the contents of our parcel since my father took the care to make it recorded like invaluable objects of family on account of the safety. What we seek my little brother and me, it is somebody of confidence which will help us to withdraw and transfer this parcel at his place. Moreover help us to make bear fruit our money by judicious investments as it was the wish of our parents. Thank you to have taken time to read us Miss BECKER NOURA
Mlle BECKER NOURA
bnoura2000@gmail.com
bnoura2000@yahoo.fr
......................................................................................................................
Cher.
Salut moi, c’est Mlle BECKER NOURA ceci n’ai ni un jeu ni une plaisanterie c’est un cri de cœur un SOS ; je viens par ce courrier demander votre aide pour le transfert de 17.000.000 Millions US. Pour votre aide je consens à vous donner 30 % du montant total et 10 % pour les dépenses éventuelles lors du transfert.
Cet argent provient de la richesse personnelle de mon défunt père (BECKER Richard Hubert)
En effet mon père était un riche diamantifère dans la région du nord de la cote d’ivoire.
Lors d’une de ses missions dans cette zone le 18 Octobre 2003 il a été abattu par les rebelles sous prétexte que c’était un espion du président Gbagbo.
Deux semaines plu tard notre mère n’ayant pu supporter décède à son tour. Mais avant son décès elle m’a confié que mon défunt père a placé dans une compagnie de sécurité ici en Abidjan la somme de 17.000.000 de dollars us. La compagnie de sécurité ne connaît pas le contenu de notre colis puisque mon père a pris le soin de le faire enregistré comme objets précieux de famille pour une raison de sécurité.
Ce que nous recherchons mon petit frère et moi, c’est quelqu’un de confiance qui va nous aider à retirer et transférer ce colis chez lui.
De plus nous aider à faire fructifier notre argent par des investissements judicieux comme ce fut le souhait de nos parents.
Merci d’avoir pris le temps de nous lire

Mlle BECKER NOURA
bnoura2000@gmail.com
bnoura2000@yahoo.fr
Man1k3n
just send a reply back and say that you like to eat your own feces and you trade people your urine to get what you need to survive on the streets. wink2.gif
PIETER
Lol, these fucking fellow south africans of mine...lmao
They gonna take all you're money. the bastards

hahahaha
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