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Full Version: Chuck Norris passes away...
lol, wtf!? 
He can't die because he already died. But he round house kicked death in the face and came back.
Hahaha
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He was at his home working out on his Total Gym, having sex with his wife, fighting three ninjas, and playing with his kids when he suddenly complained that a train was running over his heart.
This is kinda old but still good I suppose.
"Who would win in a fight between God and Chuck Norris?"
Don't be stupid, how can Chuck Norris fight himself???
"Who would win in a fight between God and Chuck Norris?"
Don't be stupid, how can Chuck Norris fight himself???
QUOTE(Serge666 @ Feb 3 2007, 23:18) 
This is kinda old but still good I suppose.
"Who would win in a fight between God and Chuck Norris?"
LOL! OLDIE BUT A GOODIE INDEED!
Don't be stupid, how can Chuck Norris fight himself???
some kids wear superman pajamas....Superman wears chuck norris pjs.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
QUOTE(Man1k3n @ Feb 5 2007, 19:41)
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
But, why does the water have to get out of the way? Can't the almight Chuck walk across water?
QUOTE(Jizzylax @ Feb 6 2007, 00:50)
QUOTE(Man1k3n @ Feb 5 2007, 19:41)
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
But, why does the water have to get out of the way? Can't the almight Chuck walk across water?
No, only Jesus does that, the water moves for chuck because hes that almighty lol.
Everybody knows that chuck norris is a fucking pussy, jack bauer is where its at BITCH!
QUOTE(Singh400 @ Feb 6 2007, 01:19)
Everybody knows that chuck norris is a fucking pussy, jack bauer is where its at BITCH!
Jack Bauer is lame, Chuck Norris can kick Jack's ass any day.
http://www.jackvschuck.com/
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Jack Bauer would meanwhile do something important.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Jack Bauer would meanwhile do something important.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down.
1) Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.
2) If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
3) When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.
4) When Jack Bauer is looking for a good laugh, he watches Chuck Norris work out on his Total Gym.
2) If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
3) When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.
4) When Jack Bauer is looking for a good laugh, he watches Chuck Norris work out on his Total Gym.
http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
LOL!
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18. If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
LOL!
QUOTE(Man1k3n @ Feb 6 2007, 14:55)
Dude, that site is GREAT!!! I'm gonna use it instead of Wikipedia. Oh look I see the Wikipedia MONSTER!!!!
RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!
QUOTE(Singh400 @ Feb 6 2007, 16:19)
QUOTE(Man1k3n @ Feb 6 2007, 14:55)
Dude, that site is GREAT!!! I'm gonna use it instead of Wikipedia. Oh look I see the Wikipedia MONSTER!!!!
RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!
LOL good find!
If Jack Bauer saw the wikipedia monster he would shit his pants and run to Michael Jackson's house to be protected by the so-called magic of neverland and drink some 'jesus juice'
Chuck Norris on the other hand would roundhouse kick the beast so hard that satan himself would cry and run to neverland to drink some 'jesus juice' too with Jackson and Bauer. lol.
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