which one would YOU! chose?

A if she'd be willing to swim me off the island back to the mainland. Otherwise I may ditch her for her uglier sister so I can get some tail before I cook them both.

I'd take the traditional mermaid. She still has a mouth.

EDIT: Then again having a mouth might but the greatest either. I'd like some peace and quiet on the island. Frying them both might not be a bad idea after all.

I would probably go with the traditional mermaid.

traditional mermaid can give you the mouth, the hand, and her fish hole where she lays eggs out of.

AND you'll never go hungry, you can eat the mermaid eggs!

Oh yeah, wish the eggs come mermaid milk - does a body good!

you know, sometimes you are one sick fucking guy, but it still makes me laugh, because you know as I know that we know that i can be sick as hell too

but when you're right, you're right!

except for the milk and eggs thing...

thats just eewwwwww.

This really can't be a tough choice. Much more fun with the majority of it being woman. And with that tail, she can swim fast and catch some shit for you.

Little mermaid, any day of the week

yo, ariel from the little mermaid, man...SHE HAD A MOUTH ON HER MAN! I WOULD LET HER SUCK MY *&^%$#$%^ FUCKING *&$% anytime!

and I'd slap that tail and hit it from the side hehe

you know, i have the original vhs of the penis tower in the background.

you know I think that maybe actually worth something lol.

hey baby, got girlfriend undersea kingdom?

I just realized that its choices not choises.