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dkreifus
I got this as an email that a user sent to the help desk. But they managed to send it to a global tech team distrubution list instead. I recieved a call from a team member who asked me if I checked my email yet. He sounded all serious, so I said no. He told me to check and call him back.

So I did...

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My computer is running very slowly in almost every program (Outlook, Word, Acrobat). I thought it might be my memory but I am not sure. In Memphis I had 1GB of RAM and now I have .99 GB.


Note: A little back info - this user just moved from a office in Tennessee.
Hasin
my insides are laughing out very loud but i have a "stumped" face right now noexpression.gif blink.gif
Scott
Rofl awesome.

I had one the other day:

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My printer says the ink is low but I see ink in it.


Me: Well the printer doesn't say that there is no ink, it says it's low. How much ink is in it.

(Printer holds 4 blocks of each Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Black)

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There is 1 stick of each in there.


--Period Of Silence--

Me: Load more ink?

Then I hear "Click". Dead air.
Hasin
mmm i got a couple tongue.gif

i sent an email off to our sales direct team sayin:
"hi team, mobile number 0400 xxx xxx was disconnected, could you please advise as to who authorized the disconnection?"

dude writes back:

"hi hasin, the mobile number 0400 xxx xxx is already disconnected.

thanks"


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another one from a customer (DEPT OF EDUCATION)
"Hi team, my phone line extension cannot reach the wall outlet, what should i do?"


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